The DM just said if we play without our 4th party member tonight we will, without a doubt, die in this session... welp, guess I'm playing D&D all night. :D YOU DONT SCARE ME.
Welp. Guess you’re a dad now.
Welp, hope he doesn't mind! would you?
*silent changing room full of shoppers* nobody: ..... literally nobody at all: ..... me: welp, guess this is a great time to cum
*welp* 🥺 please breed me 😈💕
Welp I’m pretty sure that’s where it belongs
Welp, I'm hard as steel.
Welp, that's going to be an awkward dinner
Welp, I reckon things got a lil creamy after the dp... hubby filmed some good ol pre-COVID fun 😈💦💦
welp
Welp...got caught with my ass out & ended up making direct eye contact with my neighbor. You win some, you lose some.
Welp, what else is there to do?
Welp, here I go fapping again...
Welp, time to renew the pool membership....
This is my first attempt at any analplay and my first nude ever technically so...welp...gonna be interesting :/